I was at a camp site in N QLD and there was nowhere to sit at the camp kitchen which was outside. There was one empty table so I happily went and sat on it. Everyone around was giving me strange and frightened looks. When I looked up there was a golden orb spider on its web about a foot from my face. I kid you not, I voided my bowels right there on the spot. The thing was as big as my face.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:28, Reply)