if you bump off your parents you'll be jailed
and you'll find plenty of strange men to adopt you there.
They'll "adopt you" with their penises up your anus.
To spell it out: they'll have sex with you. In your butt.
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rob, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:24,
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that's not very fatherly. You're rapidly creeping up my "potential dads" list you know. Obviously Adam Hart-Davis is top, but you're top 50 material these days, despite being what, 3 years older than me. Age ain't nuttin' but a number.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:26,
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