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This is a link post Condensed Shakespeare: Romeo and Juilet I made this!


The result of a dare, Billy Shakespeare's tale of a knife-wielding paedo toff's suicide pact shame reduced to a single page of A4 in the txt language of today's disaffected youth, innit.

Rmo: But sft! Wht lght frm yndr wndw brks?

Jlt: Rmo Rmo WTF art thou Rmo?

Rmo: Here 4 am I art LOL
 (I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 8:40, Reply)
This is a normal post i love you 
Tblt: Rmo, you gr8 Gaylord, I challenge you to a fight, LOL


Rmo: Fck off, FFS, or I'll cut you wiv my flicky, innit


Mrcutio: No worries Rmo. I shall fight him for you. Oh. That hurts


Rmo: I dare say he's killed you TO DETH



FUCKING EPIC LOLZ

EDIT: and that daily mail line at the bottom is Class.
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic!
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post That art fab! LOL
*clickety click*
 (I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes yes
It is indeed full of WIN
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post This reminds me of my year 7 macbeth translation project.
"will you kill him?"

"no."
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking class
as always. just doesn't get old.
 (unintendo rubbed another mans rhubarb, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolute genius.
The last line is a killer.

*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:02, Reply)