Attracted by their unlimted answers for 60p offer
Me and a mate ended up spending a good 2 hours texting them stuff, the best ones being:
Q: How do you make Jenkem?
A: 1 part fecal matter, 3 parts urine, 1 gallon container 2/3 full with a balloon affixed atop it, leave outside.
Q: Do you like sniffing your own farts?
A: No, not really. thx!
Q:Is it considered weird to sift through my own feces?
A: Sifting through your own feces can cause serious infections. thx
Q:I just tried to impress my girlfriend by doing a massive fart and accidentally followed through. What should I do?
A: You should clean yourself up right away and probably start looking for a new girlfriend. thx!
Q:I like to collect my feces in jars, and currently have around 300, what's the market value?
A: There is no market for that unfortunatly, you should dispose of that feces contain bacteria! thx!
Q:I've installed a filter over my houses sewer pipe, and have been collected my families feces. How best to present it to them?
A:Put them in a box and wrap it up with pretty paper and give it to them and say Merry Xmas! thnx!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 18:38, Reply)