I don't often laugh out loud at the internet but I almost exploded (with laughter) at, "...leaving a refreshing scent on your breasts."
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:42,
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That's nothing
"Your synthetic flower will firmly bloom, enticing the insect in getting a whiff of the flower"
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:48, Reply)