Reminds me of a joke:
What do you call a group of Chess enthusiasts bragging on about their victories next to an empty hallway?
Chess nuts boasting by the open foyer!
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Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 16:17,
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chesnuts roasting on an open fire...
open fire?
*insert machine gun noise here*
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McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 16:39,
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