Want to leave your mark on the world but have no outstanding talants?
Well here is answer to your problems...
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Hellzapoppin, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 1:02,
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just imagine though
you're using one to do a tricky crossword and instinctively start biting the end... ewww!
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 1:11,
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Hahaha
I hadn't thought of that.
You could use them to write a love letter to the person you were having an affair with just before they died :-s
*twisted*
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Hellzapoppin, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 1:14,
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"Each pencil is foil stamped with the name of the person. Only one pencil can be removed at a time, it is then sharpened back into the box causing the sharpenings to occupy the space of the used pencils. Over time the pencil box fills with sharpenings - a new ash, transforming it into an urn. The window acts as a timeline, showing you the amount of pencils left as time goes by."
I have read that again and again. What the fuck does it mean?
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 1:49,
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Pencils are in a box.
The box has a pencil sharpener in it*.
You sharpen your PRECIOUS pencils ONLY in the sharpener.
When all the pencils are gone and only sharpenings remain... I don't know. It says 'urn', so maybe you'd want to scatter the 'ashes' somewhere special to the pencils.
Like the office stationary cupboard.
*I think. It's possible you have to provide your own sharpener lest someone use it with a Non-Soylent Pencil.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 2:05,
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ah.
That makes sense now.
I might do this to my grandad and write swears. "Ha! How are you now, gramps? You are the words 'cunt', 'tits' and 'bollocksack'!"
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 10:28,
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