Michael Barrymore says:
"I always give my party guests a good Felch pumping before they go swimming in my pool"
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 17:28, Reply)
Caution: not recommended for use with pig semen
Warning: Not recommended for paedophiles over 75 years of age as Children may choke on large parts
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 18:18, Reply)