"Varying lotion from session to session will enrich your sexual life"
Im sorry but Im pretty sure that shagging Krytons girlfriend can not be classed as enriching anything no matter which lotion you use. And you can only use it 50 times. That would last the average teenage boy about a week.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 2:24,
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