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This is a link post Stupid questions asked in a rare book shop
A bit like www.notalwaysright.com, man lists the frankly idiotic questions he has been asked by customers, for example:

"Phone call:
"I just received a book I ordered from you in the mail today and it's covered with syrup."
"Hmm. When it left here it was in perfect condition."
"Well it's covered in syrup now. I can send it back so you can see."
"I'm thinking no. You might want to contact the post office."
"I guess I could. Maybe I will just get a rag and wipe it off."
"Good plan! Thanks for calling."


Also:

"You have a book I want, but it's $30. Would you take less? I just want to look at the pictures. "
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha :)
Nice link. Reminds me of the time Mrs Propps answered the phone at work:

"Hello, I've ordered a chair and it's wrong."

"Oh, what's wrong with it?"

"No, IT'S WONG."
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft
How is Mrs P?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Worried that I'll put the vid of her and our neighbor
Singing the New Year in, ABBA style, on YouTube ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I've still got a vid
of Mr t and some of his mates doing Love Machine on singstar (but in the style of the Arctic Monkeys). I am keeping it for blackmail purposes.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I've buried my cop(ies) in several secret locations.
Par nuclear war, they're safe.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Quality stuff.
W00t!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember you!
ning! Hows things?

edit: And are you coming to my bash, or what?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello!
I've just mad crazy busy so far this year, new job and all that.
Even watching myself on Channel 4 right now. I'm everywhere!

The bash sounds awesome and I think I'll be making an appearance :D

Hows t0ria?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha me too
snail porridge FTW.

I'm fine thanks except for having to spend all of last week in Liverpool for work. I still feel unclean.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post That'll be all the residual culture from last year
I shouldn't worry, it'll soon fade
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Teh Awesome Mimsy Mask!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post You seem to have forgotten
the first rule.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats better
;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 21:46, Reply)