Could 'Multiple Stab Wounds' mean shorter lives?
(The Onion doing what they do best!)
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Darklord, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:27,
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mwaahaha!
the last line is special..
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dingodrum Drums 'n that., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:30,
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Cracking!!!
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:45,
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The best part about all these Onion stories
is reading some of the moronic responses of outraged merkins for whom satire is just a word in the dictionary which they dont understand.
I in no way aim to tar all our American cousins with this brush by the way, just the brainless ones who post stupidity on youtube comments pages.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:22,
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but you're assuming
that the posters are 'merkin anyway
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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:24,
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I realised that as I was writing it
Im fairly confident in my assumption.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:31,
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The onion is just getting better and better
that last line!
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KnackerDwarf, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:19,
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older than
a very old thing that is old.
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sutton a non-prophet organization!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:45,
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