This is what happens when you try to make pets out of wild animals
Chimp goes ape (no pun intended) and has to be killed by the police. The reason I posted though is because about 2/3rds of the way through the story it says about another chimp going on a rampage and chewing off some blokes nose and genitals. WTF????
So a chimp has the power of up to 7 men, well Id have the power of 50 if something tried to chew my knackers off.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:04,
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Erm...
You want me to attempt to chew your gonads ?
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zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:10,
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Give Me Strength
Most of the films of chimps being cute are because they *are* cute! They're babies - little kids. They're programmed to be submissive.
Then they get older and the hormones kick in.
Adult chimps are fucking dangerous.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:14,
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I read something about that.
The nose/balls man, I mean.
As I remember, he and his wife had had a baby chimp as a pet, but when it got bigger, they gave it to a zoo. They visited it every day, going in to the enclosure to give it a cuddle and say hi, but one day, one of the other chimps went mental and tried to rip him apart.
I really don't understand why the hell they were allowed into the chimp enclosure at all, when it wasn't just their "tame" one in there.
Freakin' eejits.
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