Darwins Theory at Work
This girl clearly needs protecting from herself with some sort of sectioning. Who doesn't know that spending 20 mins in a tanning booth is a bad idea? More the point, who would use an unmanned tanning booth? It sounds like a recipie for dodgy internet porn (and in this case pedophilia).
"I was glad to get out of hospital" she says. Who the hell likes hospital. Who isn't glad to get out. Its not bloody disney land!
Her mum then sheds some light. "Any child could use these unmanned booths". True, but nobody elses child does. Nobody elses spacka child is allowed unsupervised into normal society. The reporter even goes as far as to say "THERE IS A MASSIVE SIGN THAT SAYS NO ADMITTANCE FOR UNDER 16s YOU MONG"
Then SHE ADMITS ITS HER FULL RESPONSIBILITY! This must be the slowest news day in the world!
/rant
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 0:50, Reply)
FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL WANTS A FAKE TAN SHOCKER
Nobody elses spacka child is allowed unsupervised into normal society. The reporter even goes as far as to say "THERE IS A MASSIVE SIGN THAT SAYS NO ADMITTANCE FOR UNDER 16s YOU MONG"
Fine work. I love this blog of yours. Erudite and eloquent.
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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 1:09,
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HORRIFIED!
not funny. not interesting. not news.
(I still call dibs when she hits 16 though)
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:01, Reply)
haha
I love the way she admits it's her responsibility at the end, making the entire interview pointless!
Great!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:38,
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