snore fixing:
Electrocution.
No srsly.
You can buy little watch-like devices that you wear when you sleep, and if you snore loudly, it gives you a zap. You can set the zap from 1 - 10, and 10 is a mother fucker.
However, my ex used to snore like a freight train, and slept like a dead log. Even the 10 setting wouldn't wake her from a deep sleep.
If it's a severe case, there's the surgery option, or you can choose to sleep with an anti-snore mask on, but they look really uncomfortable (they basically force air down your throat while you sleep to stop the soft flappy bit from vibrating)
Thanks for the tip on the earplugs though - I live on a very noisy road, and the bog standard plugs from boots don't help that much.
Phwooar, Jessie TJ'd me. I feel so dirty.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:32,
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