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Can I return merchandise without a receipt?
Hell no. If you don't got a receipt, how tha hell we gonna know you bought tha shit from us? For all we know y'all ripped tha shit off from Office Max. Keep yo' goddamn receipt. It ain't hard. Keep it in yo' wallet. Tha extra weight ain't gonna sprain yo' ass. An' why y'all gots to return shit anyway? That straight-up wack. Ain't nothin' wrong wit' office suppliez. They dope.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 22:46, Reply)