I once suggested
that we declare Japan the official b3ta fatherland.
I maintain this.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:52, Reply)
But there is no way in which we can serve the Fatherland!
we are merely destined to be its bastard child who will never quite live up to its former and current glories
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Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:58,
Reply)
Zat, Frau Squared, is vere you are wrong, for we CAN serve ze Vaterland!
You see, by being a slightly lower-acheiving, more watered down, more western variant of Japan we open up Japan to all types of people who would otherwise be scared off by it. A bit like chewing weaker tobacco before moving on to the harder stuff, or like voting for the BNP before going out and paki-bashing (or is it the other way round?).
Also, we don't do any of the invade asia and take comfort women thing... though secretly I do want my own little kingdom inside North Korea with lots of asian girls, but we'll keep that bit stumm for now.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:05, Reply)