May 22, 2009, Scarborough. UK
A shedload of nuclear weapons melted a hole 3 miles down to the Earth's core after a cat chased a squirrel in through a hole in the roof and knocked all the cores out into a wheelbarrow that had some old onions in it.
Thankfully, a couple of tons of concrete and some decking later, the hole was filled in and covered nicely.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:45,
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