I'm secretly hoping the BNP come round to canvasse me
while the missus is out.
That way I can be all sympathetic (I can trace my pure-white British genes back about 500 years) and get them to admit their true colours.
It'll be priceless to see them desperately try to back-pedal when my (mixed-race, pregnant) wife gets home.
My first words as she walks through the door would be, "so explain to us again your repatriation policy for my unborn son".
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teedyay, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:39,
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500 years?
That level of accuracy would require to be descended from nobility, surely? Most of which is Norman.
FUCK OFF, YOU FROG!
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Haha!
Admittedly it gets a bit tenuous a couple of hundred years back.
Not nobility, no - just a bunch of unimaginative Somerset farmers who didn't go very far (about 5 miles in 500 years, in fact), making tracing somewhat easier.
The frog insult may be correct: my surname derives either from the French or from a spelling mistake.
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teedyay, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:12,
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