
my fav phrases:
"Aww diddums"
"Really? That's intersting"
"Care"
"Bothered"
"What a shame"
etc.
Winds em up and gives you plenty of material to report them with.
The other way is to try and explain to them the benifits of not using swears when insulting people. Lines like "Look I know the only way you think you can hit on someone is to kill them and tea bag them but, unlike your dad, I'm not interested in you that way" or "Could you please tone down the language a little? It's putting your mother off her stride and I know how much you want her to be able to afford dinner"
( , Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:01, Reply)

"Yeah, got any hair on your balls?"
( , Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:26, Reply)