This is my favourite part:
"What the court did not hear was that 'Major' Colclough......... once briefly obtained a job at a university in Prague by claiming to be a professor and friend of Stephen Hawking."
Utter fucking nutter. He gazzed pictures of his cock to many female b3tans on QOTW/OT. I'd like to know how he's wriggled out of the bigamy charges?
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:38,
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Mental
He gazzed me a couple of times asking if I wanted to go for a drink but the messages were so inconsequential that I actually had to check before I realised. Quite glad to have avoided the cock pictures.
(, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:59, Reply)
Lucky escape!
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 10:15,
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I'm very pleased he never emailed me any photos of his cock.
All I got were his sob stories about how difficult and sad it was to be a doctor (At Addenbrook's) sometimes, and how he'd like to show me his family estate in Scotland, which he told me was huge.
Come to think about it, maybe 'family estate' was a euphemism for his cock...?
(, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 14:54, Reply)
*shudders*
Yep, I reckon it was a euphemism ;o)
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:15,
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Eeek!
Thanks gods I didn't ask for a photo as proof then!
*shudders as well*
(, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:46, Reply)