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This is a normal post Perhaps you could help me
My bartender friend laughs at me when I ask for a splash of the olive juice in my martini. Is he just being a snob or is there something fundamentally wrong with what I'm asking for?
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd

be careful lapping Olive Oil when drinking. For one, Popeye will smash you face in and, secondly, you run the risk of coating your intestines with a thin layer of oil which may prevent the alcohol being absorbed - which kind of defeats the object of drinking.

A further hazard would be oiled and lubricated turds which may well slip past your tightly clenched sphincter leading to a heavy feeling in the pants department.


Cheers
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post not olive oil
the water from the olives
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like the dusty martini that is briefly mentioned:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martini_%28cocktail%29#Dirty_martini
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:03, , Reply)