
you have no bacon in the house because you have just eaten it all, and this afternoon you are shopping for more.
( , Tue 2 Mar 2010, 14:50, Reply)

And would buy more later but am ill today so not going anywhere. :(
( , Tue 2 Mar 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Lesson learned there: always keep a bag of Frazzles for emergencies such as this.
( , Tue 2 Mar 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Frazzles give you bacony burps for at least a year as well.
( , Tue 2 Mar 2010, 15:02, Reply)