The Picolax thread
An epic description of the effects of 'Picolax' - an extremely potent laxative, brought on by an innocent question on a messageboard.
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Grindstaff, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 12:44,
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heh that magazine is produced where i live
*takes a closer look*
hahahaha christ
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 13:43,
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ooooh there's many rolls worth of toilet humour in there!
I'll just click "I like this!" right away because I know I will :)
edit: oops meant to post it to the original topic but oh well..
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 13:56, Reply)
What a massive wuss
he should try Picolax and THEN have to drink 8 pints of Agent Kleenprep in four hours.
(careful now mrs sp@m gets graphic and unladylike)
Kleenprep tastes like seawater, no amouunt of orange concentrate can change this, the taste of it makes you want vomit instantly and unlike the one trip to the loo that gentleman had with picolax; kleenprep gives you at most a 30 second break between shits, I had read all this prior to my colonoscopy and had actually set up a station in the bathroom with a little table for my laptop and some movies I had downloaded it was an awesome evening. You imagine that once the four hours of drinking is up you'll "have it all out your system" but no you need at least two hours plus for it to flush out of you.
The inflation is very painful too but I was given lots and lots of drugs to make me woozy - of course it didn't help when the nurse walked in as my bare arse is hanging over the table and it turned out to be a friend of the family who, upon my embarrassment announces "oh relax it's nowt I aint seen before when I used to change your nappies as a baby" :(
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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 13:59,
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I haven't laughed that hard for a very, very long time. Thank you!
A single click on the "I like this" button seems so insufficient...
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)
I think this was
Posted once before, since I can't imagine where else I'd have found it, that being said, it's still a wondrously amusing bit of prose.
I arf'd all over again. :)
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)
