David Wright has filmed himself opening a bottle of beer at 77 of Britain's most famous tourist attractions.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 7:16,
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Got bored of the beer thing...
nice landmarks though.
Also, what bloke puts a fucking lime in his beer?
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 7:21,
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Yeah, this would be a way better video if he added some new techniques to his bottle-opening, or got other people to do it for him i.e. a Beefeater, policeman, 'celebrity', statue...
He's got dedication though, that's for sure.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:22,
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A bloke hired by Corona.
Clearly a dirty, filthy viral advert... and a dull one at that.
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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:31,
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Notice that the names of the tourist attractions in question are written in the same font used by Corona on it's labels.
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Also the video is in two national newspapers before its anywhere near 1000 views.
With such bullshit as: "‘We were having a few drinks up near the Clifton suspension bridge in Bristol and I was dared to be videoed walking up and popping one open in front of the bridge,’ he said."
He was 'dared'? Usually a dare involves some sort of risk.
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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:07,
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Lime in beer is a mexican thing
The idea behind it is to counteract some of the spicy hotness of your meal.
Adding lime to a beer you're not eating spicy food with is a show off way of having a larger lime.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:41,
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No it's not.
It's to stop flies going in in.
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:59,
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I suspect he's never seen anyone use a bottle opener judging by his wrong handed idiocy
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No no no!
Thats the cool kids way. You dig.
I also spotted my nephew attempting this at a party the other week.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 7:48,
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He tried 3 times and failed,
so I opened it with my teeth*
*ok, maybe 15 years ago. I just got my bottle opener key ring out :-)
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 8:18,
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My mate Dave can open beer bottles with his eye socket
Just to clarify he still has an eye in it.
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THAT I have to see!!!
I could genuinely open bottles with my teeth, but the useful tooth was removed a few years ago... I have no idea why.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 8:26,
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He only does it when he's appallingly drunk
Apparently it hurts quite a lot
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I used to open bottles with my teeth too
but I chipped both teeth that I used (1 to beer 1 to basketball)
Now I just use my ever present ciggy lighters
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:44,
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Opening a beer with a ciggy lighter.
Very intriguing. How, may I ask, is this done?
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:44,
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Its like that dancing guy,
only shitter.
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retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:19,
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equally annoying though
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:29,
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