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This is a link post Bhahahaha Bacon tree
cyanide and happiness :)

Edit : heres the link to the real page www.explosm.net/comics/2229/
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post That wasn't a bacon tree
it was a ham bush!
 (jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Semantics... pure semantics..
Not sure if i spelt any of that right at all..
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah you did
Sorry, it's the punchline from a crappy joke

Two Mexicans are wandering around the desert, starving. They're in the middle of nowhere, but luckily, they pass a traveller who tells them that while he has no food himself, he's just passed a bacon tree about half a mile back. Emaciated and crawling through the sand, the two Mexicans eventually arrive and stare at the plant. Sure enough, strips of delicious pork meat hang from every branch. But at that very moment, several banditos jump out, rob them of everything they have, and disappear into the sunset. As they both lie there, one Mexican turns to the other, and says:
"That was no bacon tree, that was a ham bush!"

(Works best if you do the accent)
 (jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:05, Reply)