I was there
About 2 blokes and a woman started harassing a pasty on the floor just minding it's own business. The fatter one, Colin Fatfingers, bit it's corner piece off causing extensive gravy seepage. A witness rang the police and the cowards just started kicking it in. Potato and swede went everywhere. He was taken to a local bakery where he was put in a intensive oven but sadly was confirmed tasty later on.
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 12:37, Reply)
