Is Jesus tougher than Batman?
Diccision between believers.
Funnier than it sounds.
Edit : God my spelling is shit tonight.
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 3 May 2011, 16:01,
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I enjoyed that!
And I'm with the Batman guy, he makes some good points.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:11,
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I think he's mssing the point
that one is a fictional superhero and the other one is Batman
badum tish
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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:19,
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I was thinking this too
Both are comic book heroes plus Batman had a cooler cave.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:33,
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ha ha
I doubt Bruce Wayne would hit him if he kept turning the other cheek either, he's too much of a nice guy. Christian Bale would duff him up without hesitation though, no problem. Especially as he's the bringer of light and we all know how Bale feels about lighting directors
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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:39,
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True, and Max would too if Jesus wore a Joker one
Max and his Batman suit
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:43,
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I was discussing this with a friend who is big on comics,
and we decided that Jesus would be an awesome superhero. First off, he could change the water in the body of his enemies to wine. That would be hella sweet. They'd just turn bright red and keel over. Also, if he could turn one loaf of bread into thousands, he could use them as a weapon, by throwing a single bread roll, and multiplying it mid-air into a massive dough avalanche. And also, as depicted in this cartoon, he could run up the urine streams of a Nazi, and kick him in the head.
Bad...ass!
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guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:26,
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