I was discussing this with a friend who is big on comics,
and we decided that Jesus would be an awesome superhero. First off, he could change the water in the body of his enemies to wine. That would be hella sweet. They'd just turn bright red and keel over. Also, if he could turn one loaf of bread into thousands, he could use them as a weapon, by throwing a single bread roll, and multiplying it mid-air into a massive dough avalanche. And also, as depicted in this cartoon, he could run up the urine streams of a Nazi, and kick him in the head.
Bad...ass!
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guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:26,
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