My personal fave...
"From a vantage point he saw a "swat team" of armed police headed in his direction and at the same time a "whole bunch of Maoris" approaching from the other direction."
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 0:32,
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