I managed to string these cunts along for about a minute...before telling them my only computer was a ZX Spectrum and promptly pissed myself laughing. I think I told another one I lived in a cave.
(, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 5:16, Reply)
was my way of telling a double glazing salesman that I didn't in fact, have any windows.
(, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)