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This is a link post You are a scamming c*nt! - Payoff at 5:36 NSFW I made this!
After repeated PC support scam cold calls I thought I'd have 30 minutes of mirth at their expense, I also had my camera handy, it's a bit long so skip to 5:36 to skip the twatting around and go straight to the payoff. I figure that all the time he talks to me, he's not trying to scam anyone else.

*Not safe for work due to humorous foreign sweary lols at the end. ;-)
**I'm not really that annoying, honest!
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post you do a very good impersonation
of a dodgy connection
 (I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This !

"it's a bit long so skip to 5:36 to skip the twatting around"

Why, you are so good at twatting around!

And: "I couldn't see it because I had my hands over my eyes"

(clicks hard)
 (I helped save b3ta! frox, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I actually annoy myself sometimes so..
wouldn't want to put people through 5 minutes of me just for the grumpy lolz ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent I had some fucker on the line like that till I questioned what I was being told.
Him: all of your files are infected
Me: how many files are infected,
Him: 150
Me: so Windows only has 150 files, actually you tell me which version of windows I'm using, the error reports my computer sent to your company should tell you this.
Him: *click*
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched all of that
and had many smiles and lols!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too!
It was all I could do not to crack up during the call! ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I cracked up at the 'Can't see it' joke
and the ending was lovely!

Well done matey, I couldn't have done that, I've neither the patience or ability to keep a straight face, I was always the one that cracked up first when we were pranking mates.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post so what is it? someone phones you to say you have a virus on your computer?
and people fall for that?

alos, lovely video, you have a winning smile ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I get those calls
about 4 or 5 times a week. I'm with the TPS but because they are forrin it doesn't count. I usually just swear and hang up so kudos to the OP on the vid!
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the gullible people I feel for...
They fork out their cash out of concern, normally I wouldn't be so cruel but a) They're scamming c*nts and b) they woke me up (which also explains why I look so rough, I scrub up better, honest!)
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup, they're evil
We wouldn't fall for it - but someone less computer savvy might and the sales tactics they use are quite pushy and threatening. I can imagine 'silver surfers' falling for it quite easily.
 (Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post My 80 yr old
Nana-in-law got got by it only last week. They said they were from Microsoft.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Sat 4 Jun 2011, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post :(
My mate is the 24/7 carer for his alzheimers afflicted Mum, saving the government thousands BTW but paid £40 a week for leaving his job to try and keep her dignity to the end out of sheer love for her, cheers gov, but anyhoo, everyday I help him out there seems a constant stream of people both on the phone and at the door vying to be the one taking the money off her that she's worked all her life for, it's terribly depressing, and he doesn't always manage to stop them as he can't be there constantly, which presumably is why she's 'On The List' and why she gets them so constantly, we see stuff arrive we've missed, overpriced products she doesn't need, policies she can't even recall signing for, most impossible to stop now.

CUNTS of the HIGHEST order and they deserve all they get, and I would encourage everyone to take the OP's lead as much as humanly possible, please, as we tend to think it's just the gullible who get what they deserve, but the weak, incapable and mentally vulnerable get it too.

Much respect to JamHamster for being so good at it, I wish I could be as good at that sorta thing and waste their time so well but I'm a terrible liar.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Damned straight!
It would be great if people, en masse (and if they had the time) could delay cold callers for as long as possible. You could pick up the phone, talk for a bit and then make out that someone's at the door. Ask then to wait, put the phone off the hook and go for a nice cuppa? ;-)
oh, and I hope you mate's okay, it's not an easy thing to do.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post haha good work
Cellabumbo to you sir!
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post And a copaspleelum eisenflay!
to you! ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
I hardly ever comment on the links board but I just wanted to say how brilliant that was. Champion work, Sir!
 (thenumber18, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
Getting a "Motherfucker" off a scam caller is impressive work!

*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post He had half an hour of that!
He was either going to call me a motherfucker or burst something in his brain and fall off of his chair! ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaa!!
Well done! Enjoyed that immensely. *click*
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Sat 4 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post bravo
pulled off with incredible style

*clicks*
 (Van Tango is new here, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow!, thanks!
It was all spontaneous and I thought I'd record it on a whim, when I watched it back I made myself laugh so thought I'd trim it up and upload it ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Definitely upload-worthy
You should do more ;)
 (Van Tango is new here, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Delightful!
And the most wonderful part was when the scammer said he'd blacklist you!
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Watched all of it.
Awesome!
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha, I had a call from a very similar company a few weeks back
I recorded the call aswell, probably not as funny as yours, but still. Its kinda scary how they can make you feel like your computer is about to die, and unless you pay them alot of money - it will. I simply pretended they had killed my computer.. they didnt bother me again - strangley.
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Good call!
It saves time! ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post top drawer, sir

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post top work sir!!!
so what was the website again?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Like it, like it lots
and a free motherfucker ring ding at the very end too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent work sir!
It's no less than these scammy cunts deserve.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
you deserve a knighthood
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic
A humble clicky seems hardly enough for your effort.

So have a clicky and a net hug ((X))
 (I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Awwww...
*blush* ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Weird... I had them call me the other day.
The call lasted as long for me to ask how Windows could be sending them error messages even though I use OS X?

Proper vitriolic lol at the end 10 seconds btw :D
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
nice one. Kept laughing at you trying to hold in youe laughing - was hilarious.

Also - congrats on the "motherfucker".
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking epic!
I managed to string these cunts along for about a minute...before telling them my only computer was a ZX Spectrum and promptly pissed myself laughing. I think I told another one I lived in a cave.
 (I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 5:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Just remembered that the living in a cave line
was my way of telling a double glazing salesman that I didn't in fact, have any windows.
 (I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha
Superb, that had me giggling constantly throughout and the payoff, well, it'll take a while for me to stop laughing :)
 (Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 8:09, Reply)
This is a normal post You are ace.

(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)