It's straight out of the Viz school of reporting
"Barman Matt Sheppherd, 23, said: 'I asked him to sign an autograph for my niece and he wrote her a lovely little message. He is a really nice guy, he still didn’t pay for his pint though.'"
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:29,
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