Wanna buy a human skull? That'll be $1,650. But you can't necessarily stir your coffee with it.
Plenty of beyond-belief o_O fun to be had on this website, btw.
eg:
"The baculum is a unique bone found in the penis of most mammals. This bone aids in copulation when mates have only a short encounter and need to perform quickly. The baculum is sometimes referred to as a "Hillbilly or Mountain Man Toothpick" and can be utilized as a coffee stirrer. The largest baculum in the mammal kingdom belongs to the walrus, which can reach a length of 30 inches."
That's a pretty hefty cup of coffee...
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:50,
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Funnily enough,
I often check on Ebay to see how much they're going for. I may get round to selling mine someday. (Not the one I'm using now btw)
I also have a bifurcated first rib in my collection. Shame I don't have the vertebrae to go with the rest of it.
My wife refuses to let me hand out sweets at Hallowe'en in a real skull.
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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:00,
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please tell her that i think that she is a spoil sport
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:07,
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Every year.
Every single bloody year.
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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:36,
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*tries to come up with witty pun about getting into the spirit of things*
*fails*
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:04,
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You're selling your baculum?
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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:07,
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A coyote's nob is $3. A beaver cock is $8.
I wish I hadn't checked out the website now, I'm getting tempted to spend money.
I mean, $3. "What's that you're stirring my drink with?" "Well, since you ask..."
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:09,
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"Bag-O-Raccoon Bacula"
$39 for 50+ raccoon cocks!
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megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:57,
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Yeah, it made me wonder what I could do with 50 racoon cocks.
It's a pity I don't have a hated ex-wife who was frightened of raccoons.
But we don't have raccoons round here.
We've got grey squirrels, but somehow it just doesn't seem the same.
For one thing, I haven't got any squirrel cocks. For another, I haven't got an ex-wife. And for another, it'd be pretty expensive to post an animal cock to this non-existent person every week for nearly a year.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 18:06,
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I particularly like
The Tom Sullivan skull!
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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:33,
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The solution to the Hallowe'en problem is simple and straightforward:
Do it anyway.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:58,
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I got bought a skull on ebay
allegedly sold as a medical teaching tool, from a seller in the USA. When it arrived, it had Chinese postage on it, and when i got it out of the box and turned it the right way round, soil came out... :/
He's now called Dave, and has pride of place in the living room.
I've also got a calvarium that i picked up at a car boot sale, that i keep my spare change in.
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