
It's a pity I don't have a hated ex-wife who was frightened of raccoons.
But we don't have raccoons round here.
We've got grey squirrels, but somehow it just doesn't seem the same.
For one thing, I haven't got any squirrel cocks. For another, I haven't got an ex-wife. And for another, it'd be pretty expensive to post an animal cock to this non-existent person every week for nearly a year.
( , Fri 30 Sep 2011, 18:06, Reply)