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This is a normal post You mean I only dreamed that pile of steaming yeast infection?

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post If only...
...sadly it was all too real. By which I mean the fact they made the film is real, not the story or anything, because it's a work of fiction. A shit one.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bang goes years of carefully-crafted protective denial...

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post HE SURVIVES A NU CLEAR PLOSION BY SITTING IN THE FRIDGE!!
just doing my bit to share the pain :)
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post How is that any less realistic than pluching someone's heart out with a not-very-forceful hand movement?
Raiders > Crusade > Crystal > Temple
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah
Raiders > Crusade > Temple > Slamming your hand in a car door > Crystal

(In answer to your question: The heart-punching guy is a magical wizard-priest, fueled by a mystical glowing rock. The fridge is, well, a fridge. The difference being that it's the magical wizard performing ludicrous feats of strength in Temple of Doom, whereas it's fallible everyman Indy who somehow manages to survive a nuclear blast in Crystal Skull.)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 1:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Magical wizard"?
Puh-leeze...
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:15, , Reply)