Perfectly sums up why i don't like Golf.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:35,
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Joke just in
A burglar broke into a house one night.
He shined his flashlight
around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,
'Jesus knows you're here.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin,
clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more,
after a bit, he shook his head and
continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so
he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he
heard 'Jesus is watching you.'
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically,
looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight
beam came to rest on a parrot.
'Did you say that?' he hissed
at the parrot.
'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked,
'I'm just trying to warn you that he is
watching you.'
The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me,
huh? Who in the world are you ?'
'Moses,' replied the bird.
'Moses?' the burglar laughed.
'What kind of people would name a bird
Moses?'
'The kind of people that would name a
Rottweiler Jesus.'
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:43,
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Pfft.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:47,
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That joke must be 15 years old if not older! Well told though.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:51,
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*groans*
Very good :P
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Krakapotl picks a pot of cracker petal potholes, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:17,
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:D
Splendid!
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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:18,
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Perfectly sums up why i don't like amateur cameramen.
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:44,
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