But I like "soccer"...
"Soccer is not a sport for civilized people and often results in alarmingly long, uncut penises escaping from very alluring satin shorts. Soccer appeals only to poor, uneducated halflings from underdeveloped countries where the women grow mustaches twice as fast as the men. Make your child aware of this."
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Louse POKE 35899,0, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 17:55,
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