Gets confronted by muggers
Computer attempts to teach its owner kung-fu (Matrix style). Owner gets shit kicked out of him whilst waiting for it to load.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:22,
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Hahaha!
Driving car using the GPS/google maps, sudden blue screen of death obscures vision, hits car in front, gets out and is negotiating with the driver he hit to avoid having to tell his insurance, glasses reboot and announce, 'you have had an accident, contacting your insurers, now.'
*edit* also, won't this be just fine so long as you never interact with another human being in person again, ever?
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..wil, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:31,
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Genuine lulz
Walks past school/playground. User absently looks in the direction of kids. Message pops up "Email from UK Gov. Title - You've Been Added to Sex Offenders Register".
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:35,
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And after this, all children on the street are blurred out and have a banner reading "forbidden content" on them.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:38,
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Ha, I like the idea of real-life forbidden content, google does have a lot of that,
'This item removed due to a request from Ryan Giggs' when attempting to read a newspaper n such.
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..wil, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:45,
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