I saw 2 punts collide at high speed once, 2 people fell in - a young chap and an old baldy slaphead.
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:26,
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Ok, you win. Although "high speed"? Really?
I used to spend many a happy moment watching French school-children fall out of punts. Happy days.
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You get some right tools here in Stratford-upon-Avon.
It's the river festival today so I'm going for a sniggle.
The Olympic torch is here tomorrow - I was going to draw a cock on the road but I can't be arsed and I'm scared of being bummed in jail.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 12:04,
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