Hatches, Matches and Dispatches
is the slang term for the births, marriages and deaths section of your local newspaper. First time I've ever seen it applied to a church.
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Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:07,
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First time I've ever heard it at all I think!
And judging by your name and sig you seem relevant to my interests! *eyes lasciviously whilst twirling moustache*
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..wil, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:37,
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