That's some powerfully erotic imagery right there.
Have you considered writing a nazi version of "50 shades of grey"?
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:23,
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"As he addressed the Nazi faithful in his inimitable disco fashion, he fantasised about the delectable pain of the irregular shape of a whole head of celery battering his lower intestine; "ACHTUNG!" he barked. He came."
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:43,
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Someone give this man a publishing deal.
If the FUCKING IDIOT family friends on fuckbook are anything to go by, if they'll read shit like "50 shades" they'll lap this nazi-cliterature right up.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:58,
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