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This is a link post Boris you pleb, how the fuck did they put you in charge of London?
Latest gaff from our notorious London mayor, Private Eye's next front cover sorted then.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Well unless he's repsonsable for setting up his own zip line or breaking gravity it's not really his fault.
Sounds like he handled it rather well.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:39, Reply)
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"The cause of the incident has not yet been officially confirmed, but it is understood to be down to a "loss of momentum"." Hahaha! It is quite funny though, poor Boris.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
Did he learn nothing from Richard Branson abseiling in a suit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzuxEyeqri0
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that could have gone better!
Oh dear Oh dear! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Why is this Boris' fault?
I like the fella.

Some choice quotes in this article:
www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/borisjohnson/9437495/London-Olympics-2012-heres-20-jolly-good-reasons-to-feel-cheerful-about-the-Games.html
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Like Amadeus said he probably broke gravity, he just can't help these things.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post To Be Honest
I love Boris.

He has the sort of vacant-eyed look that would call his men to go over the top with a yippee and let's stick it to the Boche while armed only with soft fruit and harsh language.

I'd follow him. If only to see what he'd do next.
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post It would probably be quite entertaining.


Cheers.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post "inelegant"? Boris? Whatever could they mean.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWIUp19bBoA

:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahahahahaha!!!
Wrong sport, terribly sorry.

That is amazing!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post A thing of rare beauty.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
Go, Boris!
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Like a wild animal freed from the cage.
Had to be against the Germans too, you couldn't make it up.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post When i used to play kickball (i was forced) at college
I used to tackle people in a similar manner. Just lunge at them
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Bravo

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Good on him for being a sport and doing it in the first place.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:35, Reply)