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This is a normal post Remember it? I won one and haven't decided how to get rid of it yet.
I might donate it to the sunshine bus so they have something to clean the windows with in the summer holidays.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post mine is still in the box
this isn't a euphemism
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Fnar Fnar
In midnight black it looks like a prosthesis for Darth Vader.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post are you expecting us to believe you havent tested it yet?
;)
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post If yoy are bred to eat
pussy grass, you don't bite it you hoover it with tongue.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
bred evolved.
Cows have no teeth in their upper jaw.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
evolved created by a magical skywizard

no, wait... that can't be right
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I just looked this up on a nearby internet because I didn't believe you
and it's TRUE !!!
edit: although apparently they have upper molars
 (SquidHead, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post <insert witty cow/blow job related remark here>
I only found out because the parents of one of the exes had a farm.
Apparently, they just wrap their tongue around the gras and move their head up to snap it off.
(The cows, that is, not the parents)
*edit* See here: heiferinyourtank.typepad.com/.a/6a00e55215cf5b883301539096203d970b-pi (horse-free link)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:50, Reply)