
feeding gators will get you jail time even if what you are feeding them is yourself.
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"We fired our cannon till the barrel melted down, so we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round."
Lovely song, speaks highly of the British. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxB42cjHTGg
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The "powdered his behind" lyric was so naughty to us as kids we used to giggle all the time.
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but shh...don't tell my neighbours, i am a transplanted yankee from NY.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:48, Reply)

You are off the hook, because as a New Yorker, listening to Johnny Horton may have been a capital crime.
You were too busy using switchblades and dancing in Spanish Harlem.
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i have been threatened with a shotgun for having NY plates.
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Ikea can suck my swedish meatballs.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:11, Reply)

i cant stand ikea, i'll just pick up a set of these...
www.dukesmuseum.com/files/2172275/uploaded/general%20lee%20plate.jpg
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Bagels and cawfee, eggs over easy, it's all nonsense in the land of cheese and castles.
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