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This is a link post Florida Captain arrested after alligator eats his hand NSFW
feeding gators will get you jail time even if what you are feeding them is yourself.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:19, Reply)
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That gator is armed and dangerous, grab your guns.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post this one is
single handedly dangerous
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I can dig-it.

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post You're going out on a limb there.

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post It was an 'armless comment.

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post give him a hand!

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't get snappy.

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet he was legless afterwards

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what happens when you give an alligator the finger!

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm still struggling to grasp the notion that they bothered to arrest him.

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post That reminds me of the old Johnny Horton song
"We fired our cannon till the barrel melted down, so we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round."

Lovely song, speaks highly of the British. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxB42cjHTGg
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!
i had not heard that one before
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post What? And you call yourself a proper southerner?
The "powdered his behind" lyric was so naughty to us as kids we used to giggle all the time.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
but shh...don't tell my neighbours, i am a transplanted yankee from NY.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, it was the War of 1812, so technically there was not a division at that time.
You are off the hook, because as a New Yorker, listening to Johnny Horton may have been a capital crime.

You were too busy using switchblades and dancing in Spanish Harlem.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post haha very true,
i have been threatened with a shotgun for having NY plates.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Harsh!! Get yourself to Ikea, you'll be able to get a whole new set pretty cheap.

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post That actually gave me pause, Bready
Ikea can suck my swedish meatballs.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post haha...
i cant stand ikea, i'll just pick up a set of these...
www.dukesmuseum.com/files/2172275/uploaded/general%20lee%20plate.jpg
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft
Bagels and cawfee, eggs over easy, it's all nonsense in the land of cheese and castles.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Amos Moses, anyone?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7GyLr7Cz2g
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:31, Reply)