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This is a link post How to pee in a kayak. NSFW
someone actually made this as an instructional video. NSFW for 'golden rainbow' 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, like, wow dude, that was just incredibly awesome
Hahaha, 'Merkins and their unnecessary enthusiasm...
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I really appreciate you posting that. We are all getting along so well today!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Cocxy, you know I love you really :-)
*tweaks*
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post hey hey hey now! That is uncharted territory sir!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Shush you, relax. I'll be done in just a sec.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what Dawn of the Bread said and I was in that basement for months.
Spiders are our friends.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post How did you escape?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Escape?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post How do you pee in a kayak?

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post i don't

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, so you pee over the side, like this gentleman.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post no, not like the guy in the video
as he has a patent on that technique, i must employ other methods.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post "I don't know if it's been patented yet..."
What? Pissing out of your dick? I believe there may be some prior art in this area preventing you from getting that patent granted.

Also, pee on your hands... you could just rinse some in the many thousands of gallons of water you're sat on. Just a thought.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:33, Reply)
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Also, unless you have some weepy infection between kidney and willy end, male pee is sterile, ( and minimum cleanliness if not ritually mutilated to avoid smeg) Once in the open it is a perfect growth medium for all sorts of bacteria and mould. You will get more bacteria from washing your hands in the lake than peeing on them.
 (tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:54, Reply)
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Where is part 2 "How to take a dump in a kayak?".

Gets coat, leaves rapidly, very rapidly indeed.
 (tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess what you'd want
Is a small trapdoor you could flap open for the, err, duration. You'd probably need a waterproof book handy. And waterproof toilet paper, too, really.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post GOLDEN RAINBOW ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY!!!

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:13, Reply)