"I don't know if it's been patented yet..."
What? Pissing out of your dick? I believe there may be some prior art in this area preventing you from getting that patent granted.
Also, pee on your hands... you could just rinse some in the many thousands of gallons of water you're sat on. Just a thought.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:33,
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Also, unless you have some weepy infection between kidney and willy end, male pee is sterile, ( and minimum cleanliness if not ritually mutilated to avoid smeg) Once in the open it is a perfect growth medium for all sorts of bacteria and mould. You will get more bacteria from washing your hands in the lake than peeing on them.
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