I am clueless about football and fantasy football so this might be a lot of fun.
Edit: Having read these rules I'm still baffled. I'll take heart from this definition from The Meaning of Liff:
ABOYNE (vb.)
To beat an expert at a game of skill by playing so appallingly that
none of his clever tactics or strategies are of any use to him.
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Pig Bodine., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:53,
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Ah, the drunken master technique.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:22,
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And I'm done - LIBOR Fixers FC stretch their legs as they jog out to the pitcher's mound.
Come on England score some goals!
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Pig Bodine., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:41,
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