I was there and held his hand ad he vomited out the drink meant to deaden the pain of lost friendship.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:41,
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Thanks coxxy sorry I ruined your favourite flip flops, Herbs it's too late now!!!
*sobs*
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:50,
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I don't get it.
I had a friend at school who looked EXACTLY like Ryan Gosling. He was treated with both suspicion and space by most women.
This has convinced me that women just want money.
(BarryFromTheShitFarmOh, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:06,
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I'm a 30 year old Spectrum game on cassette tape
so I'm not loaded
(thewankerstuffb3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:10,
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I've been wearing the same boxers for 3 days.
No.
(BarryFromTheShitFarmOh, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:21,
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I want them back when you have finished borrowing them.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:54,
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Ah, c'mon maaan. You're breakin' my balls here. Just another few days? You know I'm good for it.
(BarryFromTheShitFarmOh, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:00,
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2 more days, and this time you sand the marks out.
Give them a squirt of lynx too, I cant put them back on until you've done that.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:13,
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You won't regret it.
So hard to find a good pair of pants these days. The trade sure as hell ain't what it was.
(BarryFromTheShitFarmOh, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:26,
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Yeah that's for sure, cant beat a good pair of knitted Y-fronts.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:33,
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And *THIS*
is why women fancy Ryan Gosling, and it ain't anything to do with cash.
(Herb Alpert's Taxi DriverI have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:44,
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What? This?
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:54,
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I honestly can't work out if that's Ryan Gosling or said person I knew at school.
(BarryFromTheShitFarmOh, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:37,
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