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I don't get it.
I had a friend at school who looked EXACTLY like Ryan Gosling. He was treated with both suspicion and space by most women.

This has convinced me that women just want money.
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:06, Reply)

Are you loaded?

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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:08, Reply)

I'm a 30 year old Spectrum game on cassette tape
so I'm not loaded
(thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:10, Reply)

I've been wearing the same boxers for 3 days.
No.
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:21, Reply)

I want them back when you have finished borrowing them.

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:54, Reply)

Ah, c'mon maaan. You're breakin' my balls here. Just another few days? You know I'm good for it.

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)

2 more days, and this time you sand the marks out.
Give them a squirt of lynx too, I cant put them back on until you've done that.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:13, Reply)

You won't regret it.
So hard to find a good pair of pants these days. The trade sure as hell ain't what it was.
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:26, Reply)

Yeah that's for sure, cant beat a good pair of knitted Y-fronts.

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)

And *THIS*
is why women fancy Ryan Gosling, and it ain't anything to do with cash.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:44, Reply)

What? This?

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:54, Reply)

I honestly can't work out if that's Ryan Gosling or said person I knew at school.

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:37, Reply)