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This is a link post this could be the original bear with a sore head storey ..................... or maybe not
man in car
elk on road or if you are 'merican then it would be a moose
man swerves to avoid elk, moose for all you ameritards
misses elk, moose to those who dont know where europe is
hits bear
elk, moose for those who like other peoples oil, being a cunt walks away with no injury
bear wonders away with internal injurys deduced from blood trail found by trackers
man is ok
car has some minor damage

also see link to drunk elk, moose for those who fought and won ww2 single handedly, stuck in a tree
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14842999
(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow! that is some fucking story.
Great description too.
(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post hello fluffy,
to allay the confusion reading your post may generate... it is not us Ameritards that are wrong, we have both elk and moose (i think) and there is also Caribou.
here this may help:
www.differencebetween.net/science/nature/animals-nature/difference-between-moose-and-elk/
cool story though. :)
(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post christ on an ak47 you got some big words in there
i may have to run my finger under them as i try to read them .
and please dont use such vulgar and coarse words like "dictionary"
makes my skin crawl just seeing that word
(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post so sorry,
i did not mean to be vulgar.
i will never mention the word again.
(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post consider this a warning to both you and dawn of the bread
if you both miss behave again it will be the naughty step for both of you.
this is your last warning
dont push me or you know i will do it.
(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post yes sir.
anything you say sir.

*curtseys, bows and backs slowly away*
(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post You spelt 'don't' wrong.

(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post shhh you!
you are gonna get me in trouble too!
(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post If i'm going down i'm taking as many people as possible with me*
*that was a figure of speech and not sexual innuendo.
(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post YOU THERE YES YOU
do you think i will not put you on the naughty step?
and for the back chat i will take your guns away from you for a week, so hand them over. you wont get them back till you appologise or show me you can behave.
(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Bready only has
a butter knife and an omelette maker.
(i am the one with the guns)
(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
I found a rusty fork yesterday, i'm prepared for anything.
(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post careful how you handle that weapon,
tetanus is nasty!
(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Rethinks punishment plan
ok this is the way its going to go ok ?
bready put down the omelette maker and step away from the butter knife.
and as for you miss fortunate
you hand over the ammo, yes all of it even the rounds in the guns.
now please .
thats for telling on bready
next time it will be down to the liqour store at midnight with no guns at all, so behave
(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post *sobs*
no guns at all? how will i get my wine?!
i will be good now. i promise.
(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post to us Australians, they're called koalas

(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post nasty things those koalas
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg9nChbmEKA
(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post horrible critters...
they all have chlamydia.
(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post talking of horrible critters
have a gander at BUNNICULA VAMPIRE RABBIT

www.youtube.com/watch?list=PL80274395568F883A&v=nFtRnyOT_SM&feature=player_detailpage
(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
Bookmarked for later! :)
(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post dont hold it against me if it isnt any good
please
no realy i mean it
(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
don't worry fluffy, i would never hold anything against you.
(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:02, Reply)