this could be the original bear with a sore head storey ..................... or maybe not
man in car elk on road or if you are 'merican then it would be a moose man swerves to avoid elk, moose for all you ameritards misses elk, moose to those who dont know where europe is hits bear elk, moose for those who like other peoples oil, being a cunt walks away with no injury bear wonders away with internal injurys deduced from blood trail found by trackers man is ok car has some minor damage
christ on an ak47 you got some big words in there
i may have to run my finger under them as i try to read them . and please dont use such vulgar and coarse words like "dictionary" makes my skin crawl just seeing that word
(fluffybunnykillerIs feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:18,
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so sorry,
i did not mean to be vulgar. i will never mention the word again.
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:23,
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consider this a warning to both you and dawn of the bread
if you both miss behave again it will be the naughty step for both of you. this is your last warning dont push me or you know i will do it.
(fluffybunnykillerIs feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:28,
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yes sir.
anything you say sir.
*curtseys, bows and backs slowly away*
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:31,
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You spelt 'don't' wrong.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:32,
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shhh you!
you are gonna get me in trouble too!
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:36,
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If i'm going down i'm taking as many people as possible with me*
*that was a figure of speech and not sexual innuendo.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:40,
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YOU THERE YES YOU
do you think i will not put you on the naughty step? and for the back chat i will take your guns away from you for a week, so hand them over. you wont get them back till you appologise or show me you can behave.
(fluffybunnykillerIs feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:39,
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Bready only has
a butter knife and an omelette maker. (i am the one with the guns)
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:46,
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I found a rusty fork yesterday, i'm prepared for anything.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:49,
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careful how you handle that weapon,
tetanus is nasty!
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:53,
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Rethinks punishment plan
ok this is the way its going to go ok ? bready put down the omelette maker and step away from the butter knife. and as for you miss fortunate you hand over the ammo, yes all of it even the rounds in the guns. now please . thats for telling on bready next time it will be down to the liqour store at midnight with no guns at all, so behave
(fluffybunnykillerIs feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:53,
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*sobs*
no guns at all? how will i get my wine?! i will be good now. i promise.
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:59,
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to us Australians, they're called koalas
(augsavforgot about B3ta, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:16,
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Bookmarked for later! :)
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:43,
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dont hold it against me if it isnt any good
please no realy i mean it
(fluffybunnykillerIs feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:54,
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don't worry fluffy, i would never hold anything against you.
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:02,
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